What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day!

Tomorrow is the big V-Day. Don't forget to show your Lady you love her in some way!

From GCFL.com

• A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.
• Any food item with the words "diet," "light," or "high fiber" on the label.
• Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.
• Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
• A gift certificate.
• Cash.
• Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.
• An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"

- Received from Thomas Ellsworth.